🤣 13 SAINT JOHN JOKES & ONE-LINERS 🤣

General & City Quirks

1. Saint John fog is so thick, even ghosts carry flashlights.
2. In Saint John, you don’t check the weather — you check the fog schedule.
3. Saint John’s motto: “If you can see more than 20 feet ahead, cherish it.”
4. Only in Saint John do you drive slower to admire potholes than to avoid them.

Reversing Falls & Landmarks

1. The Reversing Falls are the only thing in Saint John that changes direction more than the wind.
2. Saint John: where even the river has commitment issues.
3. At the Reversing Falls, the water is so polite it goes backward just to let tourists take photos.

Local Life & Humour



1. Saint John: where people apologize for things they didn’t do… and offer you a lobster.
2. You know you’re in Saint John when someone says “good morning” at 3 p.m. and means it.
3. Saint John drivers don’t honk — they politely mutter under their breath.

Weather & Nature

1. Fog in Saint John isn’t weather — it’s a lifestyle.
2. Only in Saint John can it rain, snow, hail, and be sunny all in one commute.
3. Saint John wind: the only thing more persistent than local gossip.
   

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